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By chris February 22, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 6 Views 0 Comments

Hi boys. I’m Tina. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. You won’t regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it’ll be like we’re all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball. It’s not meant to be hilarious. It’s supposed to be erotic. I’m just not sure if I’ll be any good on the grill with one free hand. Buns…sen. My bra’s chafing me. Everyone began to touch each other’s butts.

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