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By chris May 2, 2014 Uncategorized 1 min read 4 Views 0 Comments

Hi boys. I’m Tina. I’ve been using the toilet like an idiot. Jimmy Jr. had a chance to ride the Tina truck, but now it’s headed straight for Joshville. Toot-toot. There’s a lot of carrots in that stew. Dr. Yap is dreamy. When he’s looking at my molars, it’s like he’s looking into my soul. If I drunk text you and you’re asleep, don’t text me in the morning…that ship has sailed. Gene, you saved us. I owe you my life. I know how the shark thinks. It’s confused. It doesn’t know why we want to kill it. It just wants to go home. Gene, you saved us. I owe you my life.

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