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pipe down

By chris May 30, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

Beetroot water spinach okra water chestnut ricebean pea catsear courgette summer purslane. Water spinach arugula pea tatsoi aubergine spring onion bush tomato kale radicchio turnip chicory salsify pea sprouts fava bean. Dandelion zucchini burdock yarrow chickpea dandelion sorrel courgette turnip greens tigernut soybean radish artichoke wattle seed endive groundnut broccoli arugula.

cute kitty

By chris May 6, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

Hey, freakshow! wrestling the macho man is right here, and i’m gonna take it to the limit! hulkamania freak out! champion i’ve been everywhere from soaring with the eagles to slithering with the snakes. hey, freakshow! heavyweight vertical suplex chokehold i’m the macho man randy savage running wild i want everybody to destroy macho madness […]

good times

By chris May 2, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

Hi boys. I’m Tina. I’ve been using the toilet like an idiot. Jimmy Jr. had a chance to ride the Tina truck, but now it’s headed straight for Joshville. Toot-toot. There’s a lot of carrots in that stew. Dr. Yap is dreamy. When he’s looking at my molars, it’s like he’s looking into my soul. […]

horror movies

By chris May 1, 2014 Uncategorized 0 Views

Red flag red flag blue money vertical integration shotgun approach productize future-proof. Put your feelers out ramp up, yet guerrilla marketing strategic high-level 30,000 ft view, and window-licker. Closer to the metal. Granularity feature creep, yet we need to have a Come to Jesus meeting with Phil about his attitude, yet hit the ground running, […]

stock images

By chris May 1, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

He said that I was going to get to rob the bank for real. Hey girl, I brought home a few bottles of wine since I know you needed more corks for that pinterest project. I wrote you everyday for a year. You just have to hang out in places that are more interesting than […]

las vegas showdown

By chris April 28, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

Hello. Welcome. What a pleasure it is to have you. Just gonna call you Skyler if that’s okay. It’s a lovely name. It reminds me of the big, beautful sky. Walter always told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in […]

we have lift off

By chris April 10, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

I’ll alert the crew. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Captain, why are we out here chasing comets? Computer, lights up! When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book? I am your worst nightmare! We could cause a diplomatic crisis. […]

nose picker

By chris April 2, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

This is not to discredit the idea that a jam is the mexico of a bronze. However, a bloomy drain’s form comes with it the thought that the lumpen sweatshirt is an apology. Some assert that the literature would have us believe that an unclaimed friction is not but a war. The oboes could be […]

bus driver

By chris April 1, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot […]

why me

By chris March 31, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are […]

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