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lime light

By chris March 30, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

Don’t you get it? On the outside it’s a nail salon right, on the inside it’s the best money laundering a growing boy could ask for. Wait, wait! Come back here. Sit. Come on, come on… humor me here for a second. You know you need to launder your money, right? Do you understand the […]

hulk hogan sucks

By chris March 18, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

Bill clinton ate two bowls movida, temper trap the melbourne cup frankston bogans the city loop myki queues, melb graffiti a macaron connoisseur the crazy wing challenge NGV culture fix, mamasita the saints emerald peacock the borek woman north melbourne shinboners, burlesque empire of the sun carlton.

super computer

By chris February 22, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

Hi boys. I’m Tina. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. You won’t regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it’ll be like we’re all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball. It’s not meant to be hilarious. It’s supposed to be erotic. I’m just […]

greasy food

By chris February 16, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

Give me all the tacos, immediately. Give me all the tacos, immediately. Tacos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Make it a double there pal. 50 cent tacos! I’ll take 30. Give me tacos, or give me death. CARNITAS!! Um, Tabasco? No thanks, do you have any Cholula? It’s taco time all the time. How do […]

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By chris January 22, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

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pop culture

By chris January 13, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

I won’t eat my cereal. Because I was home-schooled, I didn’t have a lot of friends and I did ballet, which was always just girls. Anything a minute on either side of that and you’re on your own. In most movies you spend so much time looking for any scraps of truth, and in this […]

history buff

By chris January 12, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

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navy seals

By chris January 6, 2014 Uncategorized 3 Views

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american idol winner

By chris December 27, 2013 Uncategorized 3 Views

Lemon drops jelly-o brownie cake croissant carrot cake sweet tart halvah. Halvah cake croissant muffin candy chocolate cake. Chupa chups pastry chupa chups toffee croissant. Powder sugar plum muffin bonbon. Cupcake powder pie halvah bonbon fruitcake sugar plum. Oat cake pastry gingerbread marzipan tart. Cookie muffin marshmallow danish toffee sweet roll muffin apple pie. Oat […]

mike is a cheater

By chris December 24, 2013 Uncategorized 3 Views

At last I could endure no longer to sit supinely by while a fellowman was dragged down to a horrible death by that repulsive reptile. Embedded in the prow of the skiff lay the spear that had been cast after me by him whom I suddenly desired to save. With a wrench I tore it […]

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